There has always been a quirky side to Dungeons & Dragons. But what in the Forgotten Realms do you think can match the craziness that is ‘Florida Man’? Get ready to dive into the wild world of ‘Neverwinter Man’. Imagine a newsie or town crier shouting these headlines when the PCs first arrive in town. And it doesn’t have to be Neverwinter, feel free to substitute in any city you can imagine. Here are some funny and unforgettable headlines about the Jewel of the North’s craziest and most eccentric character: ‘Neverwinter Man.’
- Neverwinter man tries to “liberate” zoo animals wearing only wizards robes
- Neverwinter man breaks into a house, cleans it, and leaves behind a figurine of wondrous power
- Neverwinter man destroys a cabbage stand and gets a DUI on a Bigby’s Hand
- Neverwinter man flees guards so fast that some of his clothes come off. So the city watch used Identify on his sock
- Neverwinter man tries to walk out of a store with a longsword stuffed down his pants
- Neverwinter wizard arrested for calling city watch after his familiar was denied entry into a club
- Neverwinter man arrested for crashing cart into a market stall; says he was trying to time travel
- Neverwinter man impersonating a city watchman arrests real Guards
- Neverwinter man and his chicken familiar develop local fame
- Neverwinter man arrested for trying to get an owlbear drunk
- Neverwinter man busted with magic wands and baby owlbear in cart
- Neverwinter man has a great time in someone else’s vacation rental
- Neverwinter man busted for stealing his twin brother’s identity
- Neverwinter man drives stolen cart to Harper’s base to warn of a battle between aliens and dragons
- Neverwinter man trapped in an unlocked closet for two days
Please comment with your own stories of ‘Neverwinter Man’.
Good luck with your next session, I believe in you! See you in the future.
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